"There are no incidents when cats are involved; only psychological warfare."
Wrap-up
If you know, you know.
Appendix: A note from the author
I have been sitting on this title for years, but the content did not present itself.
You see, either you are a cat person, and I cannot tell you anything new, or you hate cats, and you will not be enticed by an entire piece of me gushing over fluffy miniaturized apex predators.
I joked about posting this article with just the line: "IYKYK" to a friend, who promptly called my bluff... and here we are.
Hat tip to you, Sander van Kasteel, you diabolical bastard.